nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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