:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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