butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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