She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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