I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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