Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
