he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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