evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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