Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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