that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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