We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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