operation have a gay friend backfired
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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