I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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