I'm drive I can fine osifer
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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