i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
My penis needs a shock collar
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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