another moral hangover. fuck.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
A+ Viking dick
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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