Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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