ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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