I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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