I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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