I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
where does the pee come out of this thing
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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