my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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