where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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