my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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