Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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