My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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