let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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