I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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