what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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