let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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