I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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