I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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