i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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