is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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