i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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