i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Acid is not a monday night drug
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
