I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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