He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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