yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I think I have vodka in my lungs
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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