the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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