school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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