5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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