can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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