You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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