we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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