i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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