You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
My vagina just recognized that song.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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