Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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