his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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