his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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