whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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