i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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